Blame it all on Dr. Seuss

A month or so back, someone on my friends list, posted something on FB blaming everyone else for what's wrong in the world today. I lean a lot more to the left, so I am admitedly especially annoyed by the right-wing stuff, and I do think this one was right-sided. But I don't let them lefties and those Demers off the hook either. WE is the problem folks, I have seen the guilty party and she is me!

 

They used some kind of Dr. Seuss parody to blame it all on O'Bama Lama Ding Dong or the Democrats, and I thought, as usual "way to let most of the actual guilty parties off the hook!". Anyways, as always, I probably could have spent MORE time on it, tweaked it, and "perfected" it, ad naseum, but then I never would have actually POSTED the darned thing! It was extemporaniously, off the top of my head, train of thought. It's now been tweaked a good bit and I still ain't completely happy with it, but it will have to do. Maybe I'll edit it gain later. Call it a work in progress! So, without further ado........

 

 

Here we sit broken hearted, who's at fault, WE are, retarded! It's not our doing, we're not to blame, pass the buck's our favorite game. Can't blame me I didn't vote, but I spew the party line each day, by rote! Demo-craps, Republi-dicks, it's all THEIR faults, just ask the Hicks! New parties too, the Green, the Tea, now THEY'RE to blame, just don't blame me! If only SOMEONE solved these problems, someone who could really solve 'em. Someone honest and not jerking, who'd stand up for me and MY hard-working! Big tax breaks for US and OURS, but not for THEM, their break's too large. Some social services for ME and MINE, but not for THEM, that would be fine. I'll do who and what I like, but not with you you dirty dyke! And don't you check me out you fairy, YOUR kind of sex is Hetero-scary. And that's why THEY should lose their rights their kind of living just ain't right.

 

I'll stop you all, who ain't like me, do what I do, then you can stay "free". What I choose to do is cool, double standard though, so that ain't for YOU! And through it all, I'll be forgiven, all you sinners though HELLFIRE just for livin. And all you countries keep your people, a better life HERE, that sure sounds like Evil! Well maybe they can stay a while, to do our work and move those piles. They can toil in our kitchens, and eat our scraps so why they bitchin!  They can fold our clothes and vac the floor, as long as they use just the back door. As long as you're not Red, Brown or Yellow, I'll welcome you to my club fellow.

 

LOTS of guns for everyone, guns ain't the problem, don't take our fun. Fully-auto would be best, let's all wear protective vests, we'll recreate a NEW Old West! Take our guns, NO spread them round, we have to confront the underground. Heaven knows we need more arms, or certainly we'll come to harm. Best to keep our families safest, from theft and rape and those other races.

 

We could elect the just right Prez, maybe a chick, but not a Lez. And if they changed the game about, the Blue OR the Red would kick them about! A white one, a black one, a girl or a guy, it don't matter we'de spit in their eye. A straight, or a gay, or a Transexuo-somethin, it don't really matter who where, or what they are humpin! They really are just a focal point for our blame, we're not looking for change, just more of the same!

 

That's it, I've just solved it, I'll lay down the big answer, let's start blaming THEM all,  even nudie-girl dollar dancers! Blame foreigners, patriots, blame Muslims and non, blame Christians and Jews, blame your dad and your mom! Blame non-smokers, and drinkers, and those who toke pipes, blame anyone you can think of, then run for your lives. Blame wars and depressions and the people YOU chose! Blame lovers and haters, blame virgins and ho's! The lame same old Blame game's got us into this mess, so let's blame some more, that's the path that seems best! 

 

Come to think of it now, it's YOU who's to blame! Whatever your politics or whoever your name. It's YOU and it's THEM and THEY, it's THE MAN, it's Satan who's hatched a nefarious plan. Come join the Blame Party, everyone take a turn, we'll all blame EACH OTHER, then fiddle while we burn! Well I am off the hook, I've painted the picture, it's YOU who all did this, you Missy or Mister. Why bother to fix it, blame your bro or sister!  

 

Why won't YOU see it, all you sons, and YOU mothers? OOPS, I showed my true colors, like YOU I just blamed OTHERS!